Aerial and washer queries
Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 8:36 pm
Right, next instalment in my stupid questions campaign. I beg your tolerance, I'm working back through 27 years of car here
Right, firstly I was a bit confused by the aerial on the car. The actual mast had been snapped at some point, only had the bottom two "joints" left but it definitely seemed to be electric. There's no aerial switch in the car to raise it though. I thought FBs had a switch with a little umbrella-like pictogram on them for the electric aerial? Or was this only on S1 or 2 and the S3 were automatic? Anyway, it didn't bloody work and the radio didn't find any stations even with the two joints that were left extended.
Since I had the boot trim and lights out smegging around trying to get my spoiler sorted, I took the opportunity to strip it out and I found this;

Is this a standard thing? It looks like a generic electric aftermarket job to me. It was properly bodged, the only things "holding" it in place were some cable ties through the fender structure webs and the nut fastening the mast to its mount
The red Halfrauds crimp connectors hint at home-build bodgery too. It wasn't connected, the actual aerial wire was but not the power connectors and nothing seems suitable amongst the spurious connectors dangling like yesterdays noodles in the boot
Certainly, I tried plugging it in to the most likely ones... but nothing. It's shuffled off this mortal coil. It is an ex-aerial.
TBH, I never listen to the radio in the car anyway so I'm gonna lose it and plug the hole, but I'm just curious if it's a standard object, and if so why it was such a lash-up. Any opinions?
Secondly, the other side of the boot is my colostomy bag errr, sorry, washer bottle
Weird old thing that is. Anyway, it doesn't work either. I took it all to bits and tried to flush the bag and tubing out of all the brown gunge and slime that had congealed in there over the years, which isn't easy to say the least. The motor I took apart and cleaned up, it seems fine, a but grubby but it seems to spin OK and that. It just doesn't work. So, how do you actually activate it? Neither the rear wiper switch nor the only-other-switch-I-don't-know-what-it-does, next to the wiper switch in the centre console seem to make it spin. How do you actually scooosh the window? Keep the wiper switch pressed forward? Or should the spurious unlabelled mystery switch do it?
I don't have a multimeter so I can't really test the electrics other than plugging stuff into them and trying to get it to work lol. For now I've taken the colostomy bag out and just plugged the tube to the washer jet, but it'd be nicer to have a working washer than not.
Thanks for reading my inane drivel as always, any help mucho appreciated
Right, firstly I was a bit confused by the aerial on the car. The actual mast had been snapped at some point, only had the bottom two "joints" left but it definitely seemed to be electric. There's no aerial switch in the car to raise it though. I thought FBs had a switch with a little umbrella-like pictogram on them for the electric aerial? Or was this only on S1 or 2 and the S3 were automatic? Anyway, it didn't bloody work and the radio didn't find any stations even with the two joints that were left extended.
Since I had the boot trim and lights out smegging around trying to get my spoiler sorted, I took the opportunity to strip it out and I found this;

Is this a standard thing? It looks like a generic electric aftermarket job to me. It was properly bodged, the only things "holding" it in place were some cable ties through the fender structure webs and the nut fastening the mast to its mount
TBH, I never listen to the radio in the car anyway so I'm gonna lose it and plug the hole, but I'm just curious if it's a standard object, and if so why it was such a lash-up. Any opinions?
Secondly, the other side of the boot is my colostomy bag errr, sorry, washer bottle
I don't have a multimeter so I can't really test the electrics other than plugging stuff into them and trying to get it to work lol. For now I've taken the colostomy bag out and just plugged the tube to the washer jet, but it'd be nicer to have a working washer than not.
Thanks for reading my inane drivel as always, any help mucho appreciated


