Right, firstly I was a bit confused by the aerial on the car. The actual mast had been snapped at some point, only had the bottom two "joints" left but it definitely seemed to be electric. There's no aerial switch in the car to raise it though. I thought FBs had a switch with a little umbrella-like pictogram on them for the electric aerial? Or was this only on S1 or 2 and the S3 were automatic? Anyway, it didn't bloody work and the radio didn't find any stations even with the two joints that were left extended.
Since I had the boot trim and lights out smegging around trying to get my spoiler sorted, I took the opportunity to strip it out and I found this;

Is this a standard thing? It looks like a generic electric aftermarket job to me. It was properly bodged, the only things "holding" it in place were some cable ties through the fender structure webs and the nut fastening the mast to its mount
TBH, I never listen to the radio in the car anyway so I'm gonna lose it and plug the hole, but I'm just curious if it's a standard object, and if so why it was such a lash-up. Any opinions?
Secondly, the other side of the boot is my colostomy bag errr, sorry, washer bottle
I don't have a multimeter so I can't really test the electrics other than plugging stuff into them and trying to get it to work lol. For now I've taken the colostomy bag out and just plugged the tube to the washer jet, but it'd be nicer to have a working washer than not.
Thanks for reading my inane drivel as always, any help mucho appreciated






