This is weird.
Like,
really weird. In fact, so weird I've no idea how to even go about describing it. I think the numberplate says it all! It has Pontiac emblems and that's about all I can tell you about it. It's like some 70s custom thing but from the 50s. Is it factory or custom? Who knows? write in if you do, lol
I like the amount of work that's gone into this '32 Ford... custom one-offs like the windscreen surround and rocket exhausts
Given how many Buick/Rover V8 engines have been made and how many vehicles they found their way into, it's a bit of a surprise that they don't seem to surface in more rods and sods. Extremely flat 'rod bucks the trend
Given how many Rollers ended up being given away for under a grand owing to the rotten-ness of bodies and the unfeasibly expensive thirst, I'm often surprised more of them don't turn up converted into something else, too. I'd buy one just for the Lady
Unusual to see a Satellite Wagon... even more so in Sports variant. Some more brutally awesomes stick-on wood effect. Some creative Coyote stickering, too
Some Stingrays for Madame le Jo, who claims to love/want one. I try to explain that it's kinda weird for a girl to want the ultimate chest-wig chariot, but she insists...
fun fun fun till my daddy took my T-Bird away
Love this van. Made me want a shop van even more than I was already wanting a shop truck
I was recently reading about the death of the SM when Michelin basically dropped their share in Citroen overnight. A real shame on what was a typically forward-thinking and superb piece of Citroen engineering. Apparently there were hundreds of completed shells in the assembly plant and Maserati had dozens of built V6s waiting to ship, but the new ownership wanted nothing to do with the car they saw as a hopelessly flawed white elephant... the shells were crushed and Maserati told bluntly they could do what the hell they liked with the motors... even dump them into Meraks. A real shame, cos it meant there are a good few hundred less of these awesome GTs in the world than there should be
Posh Imp.
Hahhhhhhnda S800 shows exactly how close to being a four-wheeled motorbike the first cars from Soichiro's mob were; basically a quad-carbed bike engine stuck in a tiny car
There were some genuinely unusual cars around as well. This clean little Saab V4 reminded me not only what a pretty little car they were, but also how damned long it's been since I last saw one!
I don't even remember
ever seeing a Simca 1204 before, conversely, although there must have been some around! Maybe they were just slightly less memorable back int heir day? Little French Chrysler is funky
And I absolutively, definitely, posilutely have never seen one of these before.
Yeah, the lost Subaru; the SVX is very different to what we tend to associate the marque with... which sadly nowadays tends to be chavved-up monstrosities charged around on sink estates to the accompanying budgie-like chirrup of HKS dump valves or entire families at shows in identical matching 555 liveried fleeces, t-shirts, baseball caps and umbrellas. This thing is a big luxo-barge styled thing more akin to a Lexus than an Impreza, except perhaps the dodgy window apertures. I like the idea of the six-pot boxer though. And so did Dr Ferdninand, so there
Moar T-bird
Moar fake stick-on wood. I LOVE this Torino Squire. I love the patination... the
genuine patination... on it. Three of us were poking around it at Brooklands recently and some blazer-clad old gimmer with a Brooklands Museum ID watched us for a bit before asking whether we'd rather not see nice cars that were restored to shininess. Our communal reaction is best abbreviated to "hell no" and even once we'd explained the cliche to him that they were only original once, he still didn't get it and just wandered off shaking his head and muttering in bafflement. I guess if you need it explained to you, you're never going to understand
Trabants. Lovely. Again, if you have to ask...
T-Bucket. A lot of great engineering goes into making something look this daft and impractical
Mmmm, tyreslut. Makes a change from bombsluts
Nice little X1/9 shows what we're all missing nowadays... file alongside the Alfasud under "all gone back to the soil"
Another very rare car; to the best of my knowledge I've only seen one before at the Classic Car Show. I really wanted to show of the fantastic mental door opening rountine to the Boy, but the owner was nowhere to be seen and my moral compass led me to believe It Would Be Wrong to just press that tantalising button...
I don't generally like much the 2nd-gen Camaros, but this tidy Z28 did kinda suck me in a bit
It's a good thing that the most righteous and awesome engine ever conceived by hand of Man was represented (the rotary of course, need you ask). It's a shame that it was represented by an FC RX-7, which is always a bit of an upsetting car. Still, nice to see there are still a few 'verts that haven't rotted down into mushrooms
Volvos. Depending which forum you're reading this on, you'll either probably never be persuaded or already know full well how cool old Volvos are. Yeah, I said cool old Volvos, live with it. If this 544 doesn't persuade you...
...or this awesome P1800 ES wagon then maybe you might want to go and check your pulse? It's possible you may not actually still be alive
Compare and contrast this 280ZX with the earlier lovely 240Z and it's easy to see where it all went wrong. Talk about your middle-aged spread!
Right, we're just about at the end now. As you know, my old Granny advised that you should always end on a song. And the song today is the La's
Timeless Melody because I'm feeling nostalgic and whimsical after watching the Dark Crystal with the little ones... Mmmmm,, Skeksis... but for all those who haven't spent a quiet Sunday afternoon watching inspired 80s muppetry and don't want to listen to the best sound to come out of Liverpool since... hmmm... can't think of another decent Mersey group. Anyone? Anyway, let's end on a high instead shall we?
How about some utter lunacy so bonkers, so zany, so downright peculiar it could only be French?
Another one I don't believe I've ever seen outside of pictures before, the superb Panhard PL17. In the model name, the "P" stands for "Panhard"... that's easy (yes, that Panhard that all those rods are named after).. the "L" stands for "et Levassor"... the visionary other half of the original company, one of the oldest in the world and one with a considerable number of engineering firsts to its credit. The "17" refers to the sum of 5+6+6... five fiscal horsepower, six seats and six litres/100km fuel economy. This is an early example, too. The later ones stored the spare wheel around the air filter (if you remove the wheel trims, what appear to be the wheel centres are actually the brake drums) so as to free up more rear luggage space. In the utilitarian ethic of small French cars, the rear bench could be lifted out to make a huge load bay. This car wasn't all about economy and practicality, mind; despite the seemingly archaic and compromised air-cooled twin engine, one of these one the 1961 Monte Carlo rally! And as for the styling; how French! How mad! How wonderful! Love it
Right, made it to the end (finally!). Thanks for reading as always. That's the door behind you, yeah, right there. Bye