


Funny old things, SL Gullwings. Such a compromised design but it's resulted in one of the most iconic cars in history. They have that lovely long bonnet only so that the huge inboard drum brakes could fit in fore of the engine; they have the wonderful doors only because the sills were too high due to the birdcage frame; they have a low bonnet line only because the engine leans over so much to fit the mechanical fuel injection in that they could not fit a steering box too and thus only ever came in LHD; they only have that short tail that gives the shape such balance because of the ill-behaved swing axle lurking underneath; they only have the sculpted and beautiful art deco dash to allow the steering wheel to hinge out of the way and actually make it possible to get in the damned thing. Flawed genius then, yes, but still gorgeous after all these years!
Anyway, we weren't here for Teutonic humour, we were here for blue-collar POWAHZ so hurried inside for a fix. So, in no especial order of surprise or delight, here you go...
First thing we saw was Ada-san with li'l Stanley who was braving his first car show at not many months old. That's the way, start 'em young! Second thing (and it's kinda impossible to miss at, like, over twenty feet long) was the insane humongousness of a '67 Bonneville. If ever there was a more ridiculous yet superb way of moving four seats and a big block around....





Almost as gargantoid was this '75 Brougham Caddy, dating from a time when French Curves were out and set-squares were in. Automotive Factoid of the Day #1; the corner markers at the end of the hood on these doubled as fuel economy lights. At a time when the fuel crisis was biting and environmentalists were mutilating power outputs, Cadillac struggled to make an 8-litre engine seem appropriate to the times. Their answer was to put fuel economy lights in the corner markers, lighting up green for acceptable, orange for terrible and red for utterly horrific. Guess no-one thought of a smaller engine...





It's not all giant boulevard cruisers though. Like many American shows, they seem to use the word "Mopar" as a catch-all to mean anything Yank. But there always seems to be a mix of stuff from fifties chrome to modern re-inventions. And most of it categorically is not Mopar. Such as this superb Camaro with the RS pack


...and this equally superd 2G Camaro SS with... well, with just about everything including tyres as wide as my mother-in-law


...and this superb '67 Camaro, again with that RS black-out grille that for me is the best look on this definitive ....errrrm, non-Mopar, lol

I guess you get the idea. Yeah, so I lured you here with the promise of Mopar and we've seen anything but so far, but stick with us, there's plenty more to come!
Look, Mopar at last! (For those of you not madly into the American car scene, and if so, what are you doing in this thread, lol, a quick explanation... yes, it's Automotive Factoid of the Day #2. Mopar is a portmanteau of MOtor PARts and derived from the aftermarket parts arm of the Chrysler marques. It has evolved to become synonymous with the performance side of the Chrysler-owned manufacturers, so Dodge, Plymouth and Chrysler itself. Now you now. Or knew already, in which case sorry to waste your time). Anyway, this is a Chrysler 300. From 1965, this particular one, but very much still alive today, the 300 is one of the longest-running models in the world. I like the scruffiness of this, down to the fractured front emblem




Of course, the 300 today is a different beast, but it was good to see a display of the 300 owners' club lurking round the back of one of the museum buildings. Often a fairly pimp kinda thing, the new model trades heavily on Chrysler heritage, even going back to the very original badge designed by Walter Chrysler to appeal to his target audience of farm hands and country boys... yep, it's Automotive Factoid of the Day #3; the badge was chosen to resemble the kind of rosette won by prize cattle at country fairs

Rather more to my taste... and it may be an effect of my advancing years, of course, my current unhealthy predilection for bodaciously inappropriate estates... was this Hemi wagon in satin black. Well tuff



Although one of the more conservative of American marques, Oldsmobile ocassionally threw out a complete mad curve-ball. This resulted in one of my all-time favourite muscle cars, the 442 derivation of the Cutlass. I was going to do the factoid about what the numbers stood for but I've done that one too many times so I'll skip it. Instead, let's mention that despite their unexciting and staid image, Oldsmobile in fact indulged in some really forward-thinking engineering for the time; their engines were superbly designed, almost unbreakable and pioneered stuff we still think is a bit modern and clever today such as nitrited coatings for low friction and suchlike. This '69 442 is arguably not the best colour but certainly one of the better years


And here's a Cutlass, handily enough, by way of comparison. A '71, by which time the styling had become rather more angular but still instantly recognisable. Sorta a Ford Capri on steroids...


The next best thing to a hard 'wagon is a hard pickup, and Chevy excel at this. Following on from the Stepside was the Task Force/Apache range such as this '59 Apache. Rather bemusingly rocking Buick ventiports

Ask an enthusiast of Americana who started the muscle car trend rolling and you'll get an argument to rival religion, politics and football. Of course, GM guys rather smugly hold up the Pontiac GTO as the first true musclecar. And they're probably right, too. However, a strong contender for the first pony car was the Plymouth Barracuda... rather confusingly since the phrase didn't even exist until the Mustang coined it... in the same year as the Barracuda appeared but a few weeks later. The new Plymouth was based on the Valiant, and intended to cover all tastes from performance to economy. One wonders if it would have become the legend it now is if top brass had called it the "Panda" as originally intended (Fiat lovers look away now!). Anyway, this '65 was a year into the marque that undeniably became a mainstay of musclecar performance iconography and spawned a whole range of variants. And you thought it was just about the world's biggest automotive glass piece...



By '68 the Barracuda had lost the prodigious rear windscreen on favour of a slightly more traditional coupe look and sprouted the "fast fish" emblemry that was to persist throughout its history


and by '72 the model range was well-established as a performance great, the econo-car tag well behind it and a package to suit every taste from the base Barracudas to the luxury Gran Coupe to the sports 'cuda package. Not that "base" is meant derrogatorially in this context; there were still some potent trim and performance packs available such as this 340 cu in V8. Admittedly, they no longer offered big blocks... change was on the way for the end of an era



and this is a 'cuda. The top-flight performance model in the range boasted genuinely scary engines such as the Hemi and 440 Magnum packages. The 426 Hemi might have been the poster boy with it's one-horsepower-per-cubic-inch tagline but combining the 440 with a six-pack carb package where the centre two-barrel ran normal running but when the gas was floored all six barrels blew through the engine meant this '70 'cuda was not far off its Hemi-engined brothers. In fact, a mere 5bhp behind at 420


another '70 'cuda in one of the Chrysler High Impact colours. Automotive Factoid of the Day #4; in the Plymouth stable this colour was "Lime Light". If it was sprayed on a Dodge, it was "Sublime". See what they done there?


And here's a '71 convertible with the popular "shaker hood" option. This was where the hood had a hole for the aircleaner to poke through, and as the potnet engine below rocked on its mounts, the aircleaner could be seen shaking through the hood









































































































































































































